I broke it slipping over in the mud while walking the dog. It’s a little inconvenient to say the least.

I’m glad I selected the correct gender of crisps. It would have been so embarrassing if I’d got back to my desk at work with wrongly gendered crisps.

I’ve just discovered that I can totally amaze the dog with really clumsy sleight of hand tricks.

THE NETWORK DOESN’T LIKE OUTDATED BROWSERS THIS EXPERIENCE WORKS BEST IN THE LATEST VERSIONS OF CHROME AND SAFARI Bye bye The Network. If that’s you’re attitude, I can’t even be bothered to find out what you are. You need me more than I need you. PS this was witnessed in the latest version of Firefox. […]

From now on I’m only going to use my hair for evil.

Who needs sequels when we’ve got Jonny Strangeways?

When I walked through Ruskin Park on my way to work this morning the ducks were sleeping by the side of the pond. Maybe they’d forgot to put their clocks forward yesterday?

I’m going to be so grumpy. Please forgive me.

I think it may have drawn it using a leaf.